There's A Bird In There!!!!! (description)

     The silver, cylindrical monstrosity that feeds on society's excrement sits peacefully digesting its morning meal. Peering down into the mouth of the beast, a paper plate stained with grease is joined by a Starbucks© cup, a bag of SnackMix©, some unidentified liquids, and one half eaten dead bird. These various items are protected from the beast's gullet by a thin plastic bag that robs glutton from it's meal whenever it stuffs itself to overflowing. This condom like device fits neatly around its lips forming a tight seal so stray refuse does not find its way into the fiend without protection. The edge of the plastic bag reaches the dull colored handles that allow the beast's masters to move it from place to place. These handles sit atop the only section of shiny aluminum that is not scared by long dents running perpendicular to its mouth and the bricks the creature sits on top of. These oddly shaped dents serve no purpose and mar the hideous creature's already horrendous appearance. This trash can sits alone in the quad, separated from its own kind and surrounded by barbarians that continuously taunt him with meals of used cups and plates, only to take the feast away before it can swallow. But, there it sits, in the middle of the quad.